You want the inside culinary scoop? Wanna be in the loop? Or, maybe you just wanna rhyme.
Well, unfortunately I don't have the juiciest, underground industry tip, so you're just going to have to settle for this critic's personal opinion. If you want to know which restaurants are currently putting a dent in both my personal time and bank account, and which ones you need to make a point of visiting in the next month, I've got you covered.
These, my friends, are April's Restaurants to Impress.